The Aunt
Must sit at the head table, and asks every single guest beside her when they’re getting married.
- Head table +15
- Anywhere else −25
- Singles beside her ×0.85
A Chinese wedding-banquet seating roguelike
This table’s full. That one won’t have them.
You’re the wedding planner tonight. The guests arrive in waves, and every one of them has opinions about where they sit.
Free to download on iPad, with the first six weddings free. One purchase unlocks the rest. No ads.
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Where the hell do I sit?
The hall is booked, the lobster is on its way and the couple is still getting changed, while the guests arrive in waves: the groom’s relatives, the bride’s relatives, friends, colleagues… and the ex.
Seat everyone before dinner. Get one wrong and the whole table sulks.
Every guest has rules
Hong Kong alone has 21 kinds of guest, each with their own likes, dislikes, story and personal disaster.
The Gossips
Louder with every other gossip at the table. If the couple’s ex sits with them, it’s the best night of their lives.
- Each other gossip ×1.3
- The ex at the table ×1.2
The Kid
Needs family close by, or cries loud enough to sour the whole table.
- Family beside ×1.1
- Alone table ×0.5
The Mahjong Friends
Four at one table start a game. Three is worse than none.
- Four ×1.8
- Three ×0.8
The Feng Shui Master
Must face the stage. Seat him with his back to it and the whole table’s luck turns.
- Facing the stage +10 ×1.2
- Back to it ×0.7
The Old Pop Star
Sings if her table is near the stage. An influencer stealing the spotlight is another matter.
- Near the stage ×1.5
- Influencer ×0.7
Joy × Atmosphere
Joy100×
Atmosphere×12.46=
1,246
Groomsmen & bridesmaids!
Every table scores its joy times its atmosphere. Singles side by side, a table full of groomsmen and bridesmaids, the old pop star next to the stage: multipliers stack on multipliers, and a well-planned table scores ten times a careless one.
Seat someone badly and you’ll hear about it straight away.
Eight weddings, one run
Each wedding is bigger than the last, with a score to beat and a mission for extra pay. Between weddings, spend your earnings at the wedding supply shop: items stay for the rest of the run and stack into combos.
- Wedding 1VIP room2 tables · 12 guests
- Wedding 2VIP room2 tables · 13 guests
- Wedding 3Small hall3 tables · 20 guests
- Wedding 4Small hall3 tables · 22 guests
- Wedding 5Banquet hall4 tables · 30 guests
- Wedding 6Banquet hall4 tables · 32 guests
- Wedding 7Grand ballroom5 tables · 40 guests
- Wedding 8Grand ballroom + wing6 tables · 48 guests
- Wedding 9+Endless modeClear all eight, then see how far you get
The wedding supply shop
Lobster upgrade
Champagne tower
Karaoke machine
The matchmaker
Dragon & phoenix candles
Red packets
Anything can happen once dinner starts
And who is the mystery guest in the hat? A rich tycoon, a wedding crasher, the groom’s old form teacher… or the couple’s Shiba Inu?
A guest drunk under the table 
The boss calls everyone back to the office 
The ex walks in and the hall freezes 
The mystery guest: a Shiba Inu
Three places, three kinds of wedding
Every region has its own guests, items, venues and save, like a separate game.
Hong Kong今晚坐囍邊？
- Venues
- Chinese restaurants and hotel ballrooms
- Guests
- the toast-everyone drinker, the gossips, the aunt, the rich uncle
- Language
- Cantonese
- 21 kinds of guest
Taiwan今晚坐哪囍？
- Venues
- Roadside banquets, temple squares, a hundred-table feast
- Guests
- the councillor doing the rounds, the village chief, the drinking-game uncle, great-grandma
- Language
- Taiwanese Mandarin
- 27 kinds of guest
China今晚坐哪囍？
- Venues
- From a restaurant’s private room to an outdoor village feast
- Guests
- the blind date, the wedding photographer, the humblebragger
- Language
- Simplified Chinese
- 26 kinds of guest
Screenshots
Fill the book
The collection book fills as you play: every guest’s profile and story, illustrated incident cards, the mystery guest’s identities, every item, and 39 achievements.
39achievements
3regions
∞endless mode
So, where are you sitting?
Coming soon to iPad and Steam.